Drifting Patterns

If you really think about it, apples and onions are the same silly thing. Apples can make you cry just as easily, though there's a little less choice with an onion. They're both delectably sweet when caramel/izing comes into play. Better baking comes from using sufficient quantities of either or both. Everybody remembers their great grandmother's onion orchard when they were young. The onions would be so ripe, you wouldn't even have to pull them off of the branch. You just give them a little support, and they come to rest in your hand, just in the right position for taking a big bite. The biggest difference, really, is the pains you have to go through to properly peel an apple. Your nails have to be just the right length so that you don't dig off too much, but if you've trimmed your nails in the morning, you'll never get into the bastard. See there? Crying just thinking about it.