What is This Note?

"Eat it clowns!" That's what you'll be screaming from your cardboard box out-post from the top of the two story wal-mart. You were driven mad by the fear of being left alone with your cat while an extra-terrestrial bides his time under your bed darning your socks. Serves 'em right for putting that goddamned yoda furby on clearance. Bastards. Oh, and your horoscope said you'd be meeting new people. Go figure.