You Owe Me Five Potatoes.

Put on your flip flops. We are going to the beach. Forget the towel. It will be so much more sensually stimulating to be dried by the sun and to have to pick crusted sand from your heel. Where I'm from, the water's always cold. It's no fun with shorts. It's better without. No clothes for the dip. The skinny is that wet clothes stick to you and that's no fun. Nobody needs that. Cold Sea Water and Square Inches of Flesh. It's a good time in a bottle. Drink up.