Speed Kills

So you're "channel surfing" your picture tube, when you come across the image of a man with the head of a wolf. it is a twisted charicature, and gives you the willies for reasons you can't understand. You want to move on to the next channel, but you can't. You're frozen. It stares you down. It stares back. After a forever passes by, it speaks something to you in a language you can't understand. Laughtrack. You realize you've stumbled onto a channel in spanish and it's simply a sketch comedy bit. Regaining your footing, you're finger hovers hesitantly over "Channel +." Press it.